my breakfast menu

Here are the items i've sussed out so far for my breakfast-only restaurant:

1. Breakfast Fries -- a bed of french fries, covered with melted shredded cheddar, and topped with a steaming fried egg


2. Pork Slaughter -- a collection of all the pork breakfast items offered as sides: bacon, sliced ham, sausages


3. Starch your day -- like the slaughter, but a collection of all the starchy items: toast, hash browns, fries, english muffin, doughnout


4. Spam, spam, spam, eggs, sausage and spam -- a bowl of Count Chocula