31 August 2008

american pride

in the suburbs, i see a lot of oversized american flags, telling me that the people who put them up are not only more patriotic than i am, but more so than all others who put up flags.

so it was refreshing yesterday to see this small flag in ravenswood, atop an oversized pole and dwarfed against the evening sky. it says, "i'm patriotic, and i don't have a small penis."

i bet you the owner drives a prius or civic or something, too. communist.

1 comment:

JustJoeP said...

displayed flag size, perhaps, is inversely proportional to manliness projected, insecurity felt, closeted homo-erotic fantasies un-indulged. y = {k / x}.