Fresh Mojitos

that was on the chalkboard sign outside the steak restaurant on the corner i don't like. i reckon it's in response to the German place across the street, who the week before had written Fresh Beer on their chalkboard sign.

fresh beer i can understand: i assume they mean the kegs are recently from the brewery and had recently been tapped. but fresh mojitos? call me crazy, but i like to think that any mixed drink i order from the bar is made to order.